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1. Kling-on
1. Evil race which exists in the fictional Star Trek saga.

2. Blob of faecal matter which clings onto the buttocks and/or buttock hairs. Removal is usually considerably messy.
"Watch out-that's not a melted Malteser...!"
by Mr. Stab Jul 19, 2004 add a video
2. Kling-on
shit stuck fast to the hairs on your arse
Honey, if your going down there watch out for the kling-ons
by speedmonkey Oct 10, 2003 add a video
3. Kling-on
A girl who doesn't know when its over.
I told that Biaitch that it was over but she's a kling-on
by Will Shaw Apr 17, 2003 add a video
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