1. My first name.
2. An insightful, intelligent being, who devises only the best of definitions for this fantastic website.

Most delicious vampire ever.

Klaus is the name of a human boy with a tail

1. A Germanic name.

2. Klaus Fluoride, formerly of the Dead Kennedys and other bands.

Similiar to cockblock. When your friend kills you chance with a girl.

The name of the talking German fish on the hit TV comedy American Dad!.
He was originally a German man, but was eventually turned into a fish by the CIA then Stan took him in. He now lives with Stan and the rest of his family. Despite his delightful personality (filled with multiple funny German words to ease the audience during moments on tension in the show), Klaus is basically universally hated and is often told to shut up despite his keen knowledge, good ideas, and helpful advice.
He is also in love with Francine, Stan's wife, and he is orange.

Klaus-A tall, dark and handsome man who is Japanese. And I mean EXTREMELY JAPANESE. He has an amazing singing voice and probably was forced to play piano by his restricting japanese mother. He is every lady's dream. The only problem with Klaus is that he can only hold his breathe for 2 hours. Him and Jesus Christ Our Savior were gay partners back in the day, but don't fret, he isn't gay (he did it for the perks).