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2.
An indominable Colonel.

Etyomology: The removal of the superfluous syllable "bat;" a bastardization of a bastardization of Greek
And when Klamson isn't around, everyone else should be asking, "Where's Klamson?"
by Moony December 17, 2004
 
1.
Master karate-chopper and purveyor of fine liquors.
Are you the esteemed and venerable Colonel? No, indeed you are not, because I am, and surely I would know if you were.