A small brained, remarkedly stupid, short sighted animal that lives its life by the mantra 'Cheap, cheap, cheap'.
Also a flightless bird in New Zealand.
Also a flightless bird in New Zealand.
Speak slowly mate, there's a Kiwi listening." Also "How do you get a drink out of a Kiwi? Put your fingers down his throat, coz he sure won't buy you one!
by Pastor Kidneys October 9, 2010
A kiwi, is an ugly fruit and also "hairy" which is also a slang and subtle word for an ugly chick.
Also an antonym of bean meaning hot chick.
Also an antonym of bean meaning hot chick.
"Damn, did you see that kiwi? I'd have to be drunk to hit that!"
"Yeah she's a kiwi, definitely not a bean."
"Yeah she's a kiwi, definitely not a bean."
by mtlbro October 9, 2011
when you talk in "kiwi" (surprisingly no New Zeeland connotations) you pitch you voice extremely high and squeal words in an irritating fashion elongating random vowels.
by QQ and Kiwi August 29, 2009
by Yatziry February 8, 2018
by Dom Canesi February 7, 2019
This is a girl who has had a rough past because some girl couldnt stand how utterly lovable she is. Kiwi has been through a ton of stuff that would make anyone depressed or even want to end their lives, but she still comes to school every day with that beautiful smile that could knock any man out with a single look. She is the strongest woman i have ever met, and i will continue to admire her witt and charisma. She is an amazing actor, a outstanding singer, and the world smartest person. Kiwi is a blond beauty who dosent let any get her down. She hugs, pokes, BITES, and licks almost everyones necks, arms or fingers. She has the funniest reaction to people touching her neck due to a mortal fear of it, and also hilariously fears the peacock. I am glad i have met this wonderful person and couldnt ask for a more special person to share a school with. Kiwi is amazing in everyway and anyperson who hates her is afraid of her. Everyone should love this crazy girl because she will always make you laugh or give you advice or even just listen to any of your problems no matter how small. she is special.
who is that loud person making noisies in the back of the class room?
oh thats just Kiwi of course.
why do you have teeth marks on you?
got a hug from kiwi.
oh haha yeah she does that.
who is that girl tripping in the hall?
Kiwi, yeah she's a cluts but she is a fantastic friend.
oh thats just Kiwi of course.
why do you have teeth marks on you?
got a hug from kiwi.
oh haha yeah she does that.
who is that girl tripping in the hall?
Kiwi, yeah she's a cluts but she is a fantastic friend.
by NeverMetAGirlLikeHerILoveHer July 1, 2012