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An animal, native to the Islands of New Zealand. Common traits include Shouting incoherent garble(also known as the "haaka"), fondness for sheep and its ablity to eat, sleep and sh#t, all at the same time.
Hide your sheep mate, here comes another bloody Kiwi!...
by bonza bob July 30, 2004
It is the new word for lol, but its only when its a super duper loling moment in which you say kiwi ... or if u feel like it.
"Can you remember miss renow falling over in the classroom, lol"
":L Everytime i go into the history room i just laugh lol"
by ktxoxoxkt March 01, 2009
Testicle or Testicles.
You just got hit in the kiwi.
by Steven Gomez February 28, 2008
A non-formal term for calling a person who is from New Zealand. Kiwi's are usually a tough and hard sort of people and are gangsta, especially coming from west, east or south Auckland.
If you want a good example of a kiwi man, go to Auckland and watch a rugby union match at the local park. A kiwi girl can be found in town getting horsed.
by WestAuckz August 31, 2007
Another term for the testicals ,DooDads, balls ,figs, nuts
Hey,whats's wrong with Ned? He is screaming like his Kiwi's got caught in the car door!

I know I'm getting old when I sit down to heave a havana and my Kiwi's hit the water!
by Jorge.D May 05, 2006
An abusive term for a person from New Zealand, referring to the bird with the same name.
Me: Watch Harrison squawk! Run little kiwi, you have no wings! Don't stray too close though, his beak's pretty sharp.

Everyone apart from Harrison: *lol*

by Kristjan M. January 30, 2008
Another term for the testicals
My girlfriend has bruises on her chin from my KIWIS slappin' it.
by JorgeD. May 09, 2006
Kiwis: Women; Small tits, big arses and attitude to match. Rugby jerseys look good on All Blacks and not on girls even if you have on your best trackpants. Sculling piss is for blokes. Your friendships with other girls are not like men's so stop trying to act like them.

Kiwi Blokes: Honest, simple, loyal, hardworking, charming, easy to please and the girls lucky enough to get the chance realise multiple orgasms are not fiction, Generous, respectful and ferocious in a fight. You can see Russel Crowe proved his birthplace when performing in Gladiator.
look at me i am one of those kiwis
by guesswhothisis October 10, 2006