An animal, native to the Islands of New Zealand. Common traits include Shouting incoherent garble(also known as the "haaka"), fondness for sheep and its ablity to eat, sleep and sh#t, all at the same time.
Hide your sheep mate, here comes another bloody Kiwi!...
by bonza bob July 30, 2004

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a very hott, short, cute, sexy, chick with an awesome body and personality
Yo, damn, she's a kiwi!

or

Sup kiwi?
by sg February 23, 2004

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A kiwi, is an ugly fruit and also "hairy" which is also a slang and subtle word for an ugly chick.

Also an antonym of bean meaning hot chick.
"Damn, did you see that kiwi? I'd have to be drunk to hit that!"

"Yeah she's a kiwi, definitely not a bean."
by mtlbro October 09, 2011

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A very small penis
Jeff has a kiwi.
by BlackHawkandNightWing March 11, 2011

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A codeword for Lhiam Andrews-Bancroft.
For some reason, Kiwi is tied to chicken fingers in my brain.
by Ivaaa December 18, 2010

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1. Another word for someone's "cutie" or crush.
2. Also, another word for one's boyfriend/girlfriend or someone he/she has a "thing" with.
"So I hear you have a crush on John"

"Yeah, he's my kiwi."
by use soap and water May 01, 2010

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Kiwi, noun, a lass who appears attractive to scottish men. based on the kiwi bird originated in New Zealand
A tidy bird
Tim: Mate I got with a kiwi last night
Tom: Yaldy!
by BeckBoy22 March 26, 2010

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The prettiest and most unique and best girl in the world. Point blank. She's outgoing, sweet, giving, caring heart, fun, daredevilish, sexy, exotic, beautiful, natural, cute, gorgeous, doll face, just so beautiful. Upon looking at her, her beauty possesses you, she's so innocent looking, adorable and sexy. The best woman that was ever created by any creature, God or form of substance. Every guy in the world wants her because of her body, face, attitude and personality. She is one a kind, no one else was made like her, no one. Guys have killed for her, woman want to kill her because they want to be her. Every woman on earth wants to be her once they meet her. Nothing comes richer or better than Kiwi. And nothing ever will regardless of the votes on here
There are so many woman in the world with beautiful faces, but regardless of what color her body is in, Kiwi has the most beautifulest face in the world!
by 2 many niggas want my girl December 10, 2009

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