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Kiwi originated from the ancient Mayans. They unanimously voted on a new Kiwi every year and this Kiwi would be there master. When the ancient Mayans became extinct, so did the spirit of the Kiwis. But now, the spirits have been rejuvinated into one all powerful Kiwi........ A PROFETIONAL KIWI Kiwi is the best!!!!
No one can question the authority of Kiwi Kiwi's friends include Kumquat and Papaya |
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A game played in an enclosed court by two players who strike a ball with raquets. aka the greatest sport ever. WOW! This kool sport kiwi is waaaay better then squash!
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A person from New Zealand damn, aaron is a sexy kiwi.
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Kiwi - 1 - A small, brown, flightless, nocturnal, endangered bird native to New Zealand / Aotearoa. The name of the bird comes from the high-pitched 'call' it makes.
Kiwi - 2 - Slang for a person born in New Zealand. Synonymous with hard-working individuals, talented artists & relaxed easy-going people . Kiwi - 3 - This is what the rest of the world, for some unknown reason, calls 'KIWIFRUIT'. Laziness and stupid marketing probably enter into it somewhere. Originally a Chinese Gooseberry, it flourished in NZ where its name was changed to reflect where it was grown. Named a KIWIFRUIT, stays a KIWIFRUIT , not a kiwi. Kiwifruit example - I was asked by 4 individuals in London, why?, where NZers named after a fruit?
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My favorite foreigners, never met one I didn't like and I've known dozens. They're so enthusiastic I wish I could enjoy life as much as they seem to. And responsible for my favorite movie trilogy. Kiwis laugh harder at my sick jokes than people from any other country, including my own.
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A small brown bird..native to New Zealand..
The people of New Zealand are also known around the world as "Kiwi's" |
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A person born in New Zealand, a small country made up of two islands below and to the right of Australia.
There is a historical rivalry between Australians (commonly called Aussies or, occasionally, wankers) and the Kiwis (mistakenly called sheep shaggers). Despite this, the two peoples have a strange habit of defending each other and feeling comforted by the others presence in countries outside their own. A Kiwi and an Aussie are riding through the sheep country when they discover a sheep with its head stuck in a fence. The Kiwi gets off his horse, strides over to the sheep, shags it, and them gets back on his horse. He looks at the Aussie who is staring at him and says, "Sorry mate, do ya want a go too?" "Alright," says the Aussie and gets off his horse and walks over to the fence where the sheep is still stuck. After a pause, he looks back at the Kiwi and asks "Do I have to put my head in the fence?"
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Some of the coolest people i've met. A fun-loving group of people and I have awesome memories getting smashed with them in Europe. They can drink and party it up like champions. Kiwis are pretty damn cool.
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