kitten mittens

What kittens love to wear when it's cold. From the latin phrase kittano mittono.

Mr Boots the kittycat wears his kitten kittens when it's cold.

by l0rd_hex January 11, 2004

kitten mittens

Mittens for little tiny kittens when it gets cold in the out-of-doors.

The cutest crap ever!!

by Julia June 22, 2004

kitten mittens

when you get pissed off at a cat and make mittens out of it

bob:what are those mittens made out of
jon:bitch thease are kitten mittens everyone needs a pair
bob:barf

by mike gallo August 16, 2006

kitten mittens

when someone or a situation requires you to handle them delicatly...as if you were wearing "kitten mittens". Also their ignorance could scratch you or puncture your skin... so put your "kitten mittens on and handle with caution.

Be sure to use your "kitten mittens" when talking with Mckenzie about politics, she doesnt know the rest of us work for a living.

by purplething July 30, 2018

kittens mittens

A sarcastic term used to describe someone after an accomplishment.

Jesse: I got a B on my test.

Amanda:I recieved an A!

Jesse: Well, aren't you the kittens mittens.

by Shannnon July 3, 2006

Kitten mitten

When a tv show isn’t interesting enough to sustain your full attention, so you do another activity while watching the show, but that’s also not interesting enough to pull you away from the show because you are somewhat invested in watching it.

Don’t ask me about the plot. The show was a total kitten mitten for me.

by RPalmzy July 7, 2020

Kitten Mitten

A condom.

'you'd better put on a kitten mitten, if you want that pussy'

by Zach 'Tay Tay' July 13, 2008