Top Definition
Kits: The male reproductive part (AKA-pennis, dick, etc).

Kibbles: The female reproductive part (AKA-vagina, pussy, box, etc).

Men have the Kits and women have the Kibbles. Time and time again the Kibbles get" toasty" and need to be "roasted." In order for the transition to take place the Kits need to get all "riled up." Once the Kits are riled up, they can proceed to roast the hell outta the Kibbles (duration of roasting varies on the Kits and the Kibbles).
Example 1)
Frank: Bro I need to roast some kibbles real soon.
Brad: Well my man, in order to do that you gotta get your kits all riled up.
Frank: Very true, all I have to do is find some toasty kibbles in needing of a good roast!
Brad: It is the natural course of Kits and Kibbles

Examples 2)
Kayla: I really hope we find some cute guys at the bar tonight. My kibbles are so toasty it is ridiculous!

Taylor: OMG! Same here! At this point I don't even care who he is. Just as long as his kits are riled up then he can roast me for as loooong as he wants!
Kayla: Well, I mean, he has to be somewhat good looking, but I can't emphasize that any more than you did. Any guy who can thoroughly roast my kibbles will have me toasty all the time!
by SlamDunkOnYou August 12, 2011

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