kiting (v.) - sneaking off with a member of the female gender, usually in a public setting, to have a quickie; can occur in Port-a-Johns, behind large storage containers, on roofs of buildings, back alleys, closets, etc. This "meeting" usually has nothing to do at all with love and is a pure spur-of-the-moment decision that is 9 times out of 10 not discussed post-copulation.

ALSO: to kite (infinitive), kited (past tense)
Drake: "You hear what happened this mornin', man?"

Niko: "What's that?"

Drake: "John was totally kiting some fat chick in that outhouse when he thought no one was lookin'!"

Niko: "Whoa! He's gotta take peer jury more seriously, man."
by SportySport July 10, 2009
10 Words related to Kiting
In an MMORPG, you can grab a mob's attention and keep walking away from it which pulls it along. Not unlike a kite
Some guys in WoW were kiting a high level boss character into Stromwind and got banned.
by SubtlePulse June 08, 2007
Basicaly a hit-and-run technique commonly used in (but not limited to) MMORPG games (attacking monster then running, then attacking again.)
Game: Hey I just kited that monster.
Chatroom: That spammer is kiting and i cant kick him out.
by artem9424 June 11, 2008
To fly a kite with ur bestest friend
Me and Jessica are going kiting
by $DAGMONEY$ the ROCK Jr. September 09, 2008
When one smokes so much weed they get high as a kite. Usually a one word response due to the fact that you are so stoned
How high are you on a scale buzzed to stoned. I'm kiting
by NeverSober159 July 26, 2011
smoking weed
"Betty and I went kiting last week; then we smashed in the back of my pickup!"
by killa kron February 08, 2010
When you are flying high as a kite.
I took so much vicodin I'm kiting right now.
by Madison20691 September 02, 2007

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