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2.
To become, or the process of becoming, extremely high or inebriated.
I am so kited right now.

Lets go get kited tonight.

Real world slang example: Damn, I'm kited as fuck bro.
by I.Make.Words July 13, 2011
 
1.
To be totally high on drugs.
As in "I'm high as a kite"

becomes...

"Jesus man, I'm fucking proper kited"
by jaffa April 18, 2006
 
3.
to be reported, snitched on (usually falsely). Give C.O. a small piece of paper that gives a brief description of the inmate (name), and accusation so the inmate gets transferred to another cell block.
He was causing trouble on the cell block in jail so we kited the inmate to a guard.
by whoamI2013 June 09, 2013