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1. Strategically conversing, praising, flirting, affirming, consoling, and/or protecting an individual or group to gain favor and/or perceived situational advantage.
1. If Brad would stop kissing ass for two seconds he might realize that he is making a fool of himself by praising the obviously flawed report.
by Josh McVey July 31, 2008

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