when a man and a woman put their lips together and feel the most-wonderful bliss

Grandpa:"Since the invention of the kiss there have been five kisses that rated the most passionate, the most pure... this one left them all behind."
by Jake March 20, 2004
a- act of affection performed by touching one's lips to something

b- Response given when someone is complaining about your behaviour or performance. Used sarcastically to show how little you actually care.
"give me kisses..."

disgruntled video gamer: "Man f u animal mother you get me every effing time!"
animal_mother: "kisses"

boss: "Tom, I am really dissappointed in your work ethic this month and wish you would stop playing video goames while on the job. Do we have an understanding?"
Tom: "Kisses"
by unemployed_tom May 30, 2006
The greatest band ever to walk the earth. Known for makeup, pyrotechnics and kickass rock n roll. Pretty influential too, without KISS there would have been no Motley Crue, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Poison (although no Poison may not be a bad thing), Bon Jovi or Skid Row. Very few bands get even close to the level of awesomeness enjoyed by the guys in KISS...Aerosmith and Guns N Roses are pretty great too. Dislike of the music of KISS is generally associated with homosexuality in men. Original (and arguably best) incarnation of the band was Peter Criss (drums), Ace Frehley (lead guitar), Gene Simmons (bass), Paul Stanley (rhythm guitar). All of them sang, and pretty well too.
If you dislike KISS, you may be gagging on penis right now.
by SlashFrehley April 28, 2009
A gateway drug.
After Sasha kissed Alan, it went all downhill.
by Just Sayin, Sir August 22, 2011
the most overrated rock group of all time. Their music consists of junior high school lyrics, example: youve pulled the trigger of my love gun, circus-like stage antics, very unsophisticated/simplistic musical forms, and a live album where the crowd noise was edited in. Only ace Frehley is considered a good musician and that was only marginally. Very few lists of great musicians will ever include any member of kiss. No serious adult fan of rock music, heavy metal or otherwise, will ever say that Kiss had great songwriting or virtuosic instrumentation. As far as marketing themselves,however, they did excel. They knew who their audience was , and how to reach them. but, so does Ashlee simpson, and she really sucks.
Kiss is the most overrated rock group of all time. I liked them when i was 8, then i heard led zeppelin and pink floyd and gave my kiss records to the "special kid" who lived next door.
by Randy seltzer August 28, 2006
When trying to parallel park a car in too small a space. (Especially in regards to NYC), You are allowed to "kiss" the bumper of the car in front of you, and behind you. Just as long as it's a kiss, and it doesn't leave a mark. In other words, the two elements touch gently, and nobody is the wiser.
In Chinatown, you're lucky to get a space, and if you do, you're bound to kiss the car in front of you, and behind you. At least leave a couple of inches so they can get out!
by lola lasagna May 17, 2009
A kiss is something you should charish! Kissing is a wonderful thing. It is a show of affection to the partner. Gay kissing is the same! As long as you like it, it is something that will make you feel amazing!
When she kissed me, I knew we were together!
by 💙 Jae is BAE 💙 September 30, 2014
"Knocking upstairs to get in at the basement"
You basically "knock" or "kiss" the upper hole to get in to the bottom hole.
by Brava_92 November 19, 2013

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