Kirstens are evil little blonde things, they are attracted to men who are generally taken, but being a slut means they are happy with anything with a dick. They love to be homewreckers, they are generally paranoid and will act very childishly if crossed or they do not get their own way. Beware they are cronic back stabbers. They are very selfish and treat their loved ones horribly.

A Kirsten is always desperate for sex, but they are known to contract STI's... so beware boys. Get checked or wrap it up!
Boy: Man that kirsten keeps inviting me over to her house for sex?
Girl: Make sure you wrap it up, I've heard she's got something
by KateB123 December 09, 2010
Literally has a big mouth and a head full of air. Doesn't always need a reason to take her shirt off. Likes to suck penis for a living and thinks shes the shit. Is very loud and obnoxious. Flirts with everyone and thinks shes funny. aka: a homewrecker.
Guy1: Man, do you see that girl over there?
Guy2: Yeah! She looks like a balloon!
Guy1: No way, shes hott.
Guy2: No way! She's totally Kirsten!
by Operation69 May 07, 2009
a name created off of the corect name kiersten which is pronounced k-ear-stin. kirsten is prononounced ker-stin.
most i have met are not good looking. and very bitchy.
kirsten basco is a complete bitch who is not attractive
by kiersten44 August 22, 2009
The girl's name Kirsten \k(i)-rs-ten, kir-sten\ is pronounced KERS-ten. It is of Scandinavian origin. Variant of Christine (Greek) "christian". The name has been in use in Scotland since long ago. Actresses Kirstie Alley, Kirsten Dunst.

Kirsten has 20 variant forms: Keerstin, Keirstin, Kersten, Kerstin, Kiersten, Kerstin, Kiersten, Kierstin, Kierstynn, Kirsteen, Kirsti, Kirstie, Kirstin, Kirstine, Kirsty, Kirstyn, Kirstynn, Kjerstin, Kristyn and Kyrstin.

However, these types of girls may be very slutty, are know for nasty teeth , fake hair, and really stupid. If you know one please discontinue contact, unless you aer a male for they are know to give great blowjobs but in some cases my be lesians.

Hey Kirsten, did you go to church today?
I heard the alter boys like it when you service them.
by josh666999 April 02, 2008

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