kirk is so gay he is a gay boy
oh no stop him from coming over its kirk
by jefery123` September 18, 2007
1. a flatus expelled through the anus.
–verb (used without object)
3. to expel a flatus through the anus; break wind.
—Verb phrase
4. kirk around, to spend time foolishly or aimlessly.
"Excuse me I just kirked."
"Quit kirking around."
"Oh my god who kirked?"
by Mathew Grier, and Sarah Paskiewicz February 01, 2007
person who likes gay sexual intercourse, or the use of objects such as a lead pipe.
hey smitty, did u hear about kirk liking it in the ass?
by person gonna whip kirk's ass December 03, 2006
A slang term used when referring to Costco's brand of beer, Kirkland Light Beer. This 48 case of can beer is only $20 and will liven up any party. Many use the term Kirk as a verb, adjective, and noun. Most commonly substituted into rap lyrics, and fits into every song imaginable. It is also a term of endearment that can be used in any Hallmark Card.
Everyday life example: "Let's get Kirked up!!"

Pick-up Line Examply: My friends and I were sitting by the pool one day and say a beautiful woman in a pink bikini walk past. I politely said "I'd Kirk that". We have a date next Tuesday.

Song Substitution Example: "I like the way you Kirk it, no diggity. Gotta Kirk it up"
by sloanewentlong June 27, 2015
Kirk is an extremely confident male figure, who will light up the room by just opening his mouth at Sanic speed. He likes being called b0ss and will forcefully made you give him da pussi and if you don't, he will guilt trip you by stating that he "hz a cansur"
His hobbies include hitting small children in the face with soiled linnen, smashing eggs with his penis, and sucking his pet bird named "Cock" off.
If you get lucky and happen to obtain a Kirk, never let him go. Trap him in a Pokeball if it's the only way to keep in in your heart.
"Damn what's he doing to that bird?"
"Oh he's just being Kirk."
by Clifford'sCackle February 04, 2015
A prick that overreacts to everything and crys to much and doesn't like to come out in Newcastle after collage
Kirk is a hypochondriac
by Bilbobagginsdmncjdvn January 12, 2015

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