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Egotistical, smartass, honest, blunt, loyal, protective, proud, hard working, intelligent, hysterical , 'human-fireplace', dirty mind, creative pumpkin carver, quirky, playful, awsome friend.
"Don't mess with me, my family or my friends." - Kirk
"I firmly believe..." - Kirk
by Gonqgirl February 07, 2010
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"Och it's the sabbath morn, better get ourselves off to kirk"
by black flag May 31, 2004
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A total studgod, masterful in everyway.
The women dream of being with Kirk.

The baseball star was a real Kirk.

The football player was trying to become a Kirk.
by Daveone July 22, 2006
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Verb (from Star Trek): To seduce or otherwise have sex with an alien babe. This can also be applied to other genders, but always denotes a measure of conquest on behalf of the party who is kirking the other.
It's hard to name a Sci-Fi male lead who hasn't kirked a bevy of multi-colored tail.

Captain James T. Kirk loves to kirk hot green babes.

by Ensign Redshirt January 02, 2008
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to have a big penis and is long in bed
by acerv771 March 31, 2009
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The great King and Ruler loved by women and adored by children, envied by men for being so awesome and having a big unit and balls of steel.
I hope when I grow up I can be a Kirk.

The Kirk walked before them and they all bowed down to his greatness and kissed his butt.

All Hail Kirk, long live the Kirk.
by Daveone July 22, 2006
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The best guy in the whole world, and if you're lucky he will jack your dibs. This is a very pleasant experience, and Kirk will always get the job done.
I love when Kirk jacks my dibs.

The best day in the world is when you get a little kirkin and dib jackin action.
by eschuetz April 19, 2010
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