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32.
An jerk-off roommate who eats all the shrimp and takes the good california rolls and leaves you with the shitty ones, even though you paid for them. Also he steals your guitar and amps and claims them as his own.
"Man I finally had to move out of that apartment, I was tired of getting Kirked!"
by Angry Room-mate February 05, 2010
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1.
A total Studgod, masterful in every way. Great King and Ruler, loved by women and adored by children, envied by men for being so awesome and wealthy and having a big unit and balls of steel.
I hope when I grow up I can be a Kirk.

They all bowed down to his great Kirkness and kissed his butt.

The baseball star was a real Kirk.

The women dream of being with Kirk.

The football player was trying to become a Kirk.
by Daveone July 27, 2006
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2.
To go crazy, to flip out, to wig out.
Timmy kirked out when he saw the guitar solo.
by Doug February 13, 2003
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3.
to have sex with alot of really hot girls. coming from the greek "Kirkios"
it's short form "kirk" means "to penetrate"
"wow, that girl's hot" "you know kirk fucked her, eh?"
"nice ass on her, i bet there's been some kirk in there
by Kurtis P-K HIMSELF January 28, 2005
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4.
A a good and kind ruler and King, loved by children and worshiped by women. A masterful master of masters.
All hail the Kirk, long live the Kirk.

The Kirk walked before them and they all bowed down.

The men all wished they could be Kirk.

The kids loved the kindness and generousity of the Kirk.
by Dave July 26, 2006
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5.
Scots english for church.
"Och it's the sabbath morn, better get ourselves off to kirk"
by black flag May 31, 2004
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6.
Verb (from Star Trek): To seduce or otherwise have sex with an alien babe. This can also be applied to other genders, but always denotes a measure of conquest on behalf of the party who is kirking the other.
It's hard to name a Sci-Fi male lead who hasn't kirked a bevy of multi-colored tail.

Captain James T. Kirk loves to kirk hot green babes.

by Ensign Redshirt January 02, 2008
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7.
A total studgod, masterful in everyway.
The women dream of being with Kirk.

The baseball star was a real Kirk.

The football player was trying to become a Kirk.
by Daveone July 22, 2006
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