-Jumped by women
-Has weird monologues
-Loves mind games
-Doesn't take life seriously
-Intrudes in people's business
-People have secret attractions to him
"Kirk messed with my mind again."
"Oh that sucks. He did that to me last Wednesday."
They all bowed down to his great Kirkness and kissed his butt.
The baseball star was a real Kirk.
The women dream of being with Kirk.
The football player was trying to become a Kirk.
The Kirk walked before them and they all bowed down.
The men all wished they could be Kirk.
The kids loved the kindness and generousity of the Kirk.
Captain James T. Kirk loves to kirk hot green babes.