He's one of the main captains on Star Trek, but will always be known for generating one of the biggest internet jokes on the planet...

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
Captian Kirk, U.S.S Enterprise
by KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN January 20, 2005
Kirk = bullshit , poop, crock of shit, lie.

Def 2. = Scheme, plot, conjur.


"Get that bag of Kirk off my door step, you get me" = Don't lie to my face.

"Your chatting a bag of Kirk."

"Im brewing a fresh pot of Kirk for this Badman."

"Im gonna lay a Kirk on this rude boy" = Im going to hatch a plan to get this brother.
by Badman MC February 26, 2009
kirk is a girl .. who is my best friend .. but can sometimes get on my nerves .. but she`s awesome though !! oh and sometimes she has an orange face and orange hair !
"hi kirk your hair is looking fake today"

"KiRK HAS ORANGE HAiRR !!"

"i wanna stab kirk"
by kirks best friendd ever January 25, 2006
To lie, front, or cap
That motha f*cka was striaght kirkin on my shit.
by We Rep the Pine May 21, 2006
kirk is so gay he is a gay boy
oh no stop him from coming over its kirk
by jefery123` September 18, 2007
1. a flatus expelled through the anus.
–verb (used without object)
3. to expel a flatus through the anus; break wind.
—Verb phrase
4. kirk around, to spend time foolishly or aimlessly.
"Excuse me I just kirked."
"Quit kirking around."
"Oh my god who kirked?"
by Mathew Grier, and Sarah Paskiewicz February 01, 2007
person who likes gay sexual intercourse, or the use of objects such as a lead pipe.
hey smitty, did u hear about kirk liking it in the ass?
by person gonna whip kirk's ass December 03, 2006
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