He's one of the main captains on Star Trek, but will always be known for generating one of the biggest internet jokes on the planet...

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
Captian Kirk, U.S.S Enterprise
by KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN January 20, 2005
a person or the act of taking care of a woman that is less than worthy to take care of (i.e, a hoe, skank, or trick, etc.)
1. "Did you Kirk her?" 2. He said that he was going to take his girl out, which basically meant that he's Kirkin' his girl tonight.
by D o n J o n December 28, 2007
to be drunk. Or to skip and dance whilst others walk/run
Man, you o.k? You are acting like Kirk after his 3 bottles of whiskey
by Booth February 14, 2004
a trekkie that sits behind a desk whilst pretending they are at the "helm"
While sitting at his desk Kirk was a million light years away shooting Klingons at warp speed!!!!!!

by Buck Burrmeister September 15, 2006
a douchebag that lives in Queens NY
kirk thinks he is hot shit but he has more chins then a chinese phone book
by ooolalasassoon March 25, 2007
Kirk = bullshit , poop, crock of shit, lie.

Def 2. = Scheme, plot, conjur.


"Get that bag of Kirk off my door step, you get me" = Don't lie to my face.

"Your chatting a bag of Kirk."

"Im brewing a fresh pot of Kirk for this Badman."

"Im gonna lay a Kirk on this rude boy" = Im going to hatch a plan to get this brother.
by Badman MC February 26, 2009
kirk is a girl .. who is my best friend .. but can sometimes get on my nerves .. but she`s awesome though !! oh and sometimes she has an orange face and orange hair !
"hi kirk your hair is looking fake today"

"KiRK HAS ORANGE HAiRR !!"

"i wanna stab kirk"
by kirks best friendd ever January 25, 2006
To lie, front, or cap
That motha f*cka was striaght kirkin on my shit.
by We Rep the Pine May 21, 2006

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