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He's one of the main captains on Star Trek, but will always be known for generating one of the biggest internet jokes on the planet...

Captian Kirk, U.S.S Enterprise
saviour of the alcohol industry
"Damn it Larry, if it wasn't for Kirk, we would have gone bust years ago!"
"Your not wrong, mr Budweiser"
by bottle-necked beauty May 22, 2004
KIRK: or To kirk: an Attractive gay male that has ability to turn str8 men gay.
DUDE, don't hang around him, he is a kirk.

ya hang around that kirk and you will be sucking dick by morning.
by freak-maggot May 01, 2010
can be arranged into any sentence!
boris, you coming out in this kirky weather?
by boris bentham June 16, 2008
An jerk-off roommate who eats all the shrimp and takes the good california rolls and leaves you with the shitty ones, even though you paid for them. Also he steals your guitar and amps and claims them as his own.
"Man I finally had to move out of that apartment, I was tired of getting Kirked!"
by Angry Room-mate February 05, 2010
To take perfectly good data and make it unusable
Skelly I Kirked this data, looks like we are going to have to reload it
by the masked FoxPro December 10, 2009
a person or the act of taking care of a woman that is less than worthy to take care of (i.e, a hoe, skank, or trick, etc.)
1. "Did you Kirk her?" 2. He said that he was going to take his girl out, which basically meant that he's Kirkin' his girl tonight.
by D o n J o n December 28, 2007
to be drunk. Or to skip and dance whilst others walk/run
Man, you o.k? You are acting like Kirk after his 3 bottles of whiskey
by Booth February 14, 2004