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1. The act of being controlling over every competitive event possible. From a late night game of bar darts to team sports such as volleyball, football, and softball.
2. The need to be the most important player on any given team no matter how great the lack of talent may be.
1. I was planning on Kirchenwitzing my softball team this year but the stress of being a complete douche seemed like too much.
2. I know I'm terrible, but I'm going to Kirchenwitz it and play shortstop and lead off.
by @faketonykissh June 12, 2013

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