other dame: Naw, where's he at?
dame: o, he in pimp mode, just waitin to get the party started on game point, don't mess wit flex or yo ass get dropped, yo flex, step up to da mic....
Flex: I'm a nice Flex, with some nice sex
See these pretzels? theyre from Tex Mex, Eligible bachelor, dames love Flex,Why?, because I have the ideal pecs, This dick, aint' fo no soft shoe, If you fail....cock a doodle poo!
Me: Yo Flex, that was awesome
Kirbflex: And I'm gone, like the night sky, you see me fly by, Flex......goodbye
Me: Yo, whered' he go?
Descartes: He's off to Madagaskar, u know he's up to something
Gustavus Adolphus II: Flex, what you doing here?
Flex: I am here to show you the way of Flex
Gatsby: Flex, show me the way, I need guidance
Flex: Well follow me and you will never be lost.......
Ottoman Empire: ALL HAIL FLEX, ALL HAIL FLEX!
Flex: Please, children, sit down as I play a tune on this here banjo
Jon Berry: Flex how do you do, so well?
Flex: I do what is needed, to escape the solitude of this puzzle we live in
Keanu Reeves: Exactly, you have so much to give, yet so much to lose, how do you do it?
FLex: My shildren, the way of Flex is beyond you, it is only observed, never gained, watch as I execute this 24 year old hippo
Marv Albert: Simply amazing master Flex, simply amazing, but what is it that gives you so much attention to the world around you?
FLex: It is the way, the way Flex was taught to be the leader of the New World Colonies, It is how I came to learn the ways of Gama Bunta, and focus my power in the ways of a super saiyen
Prussia: ALL HAIL FLEX, ALL HAIL FLEX
Flex: please, FLex needs no introduction, he simply needs a studio to spit hot rhymes:
Flex, put them niggaz in a trash can
Leave em outside of your door I'm your trash man
I'm steady lightin up the hash and ridin in my jag
You will need a gas mask man
You snakes, stop hidin in the grass
Sooner or later I'll cut it now the blades in yo ass
You homo niggaz getting Aids in the ass
While the homie here tryna get paid in advance
I'm stayin on my grizzy I'ma bonafide hustler
Play me or play wit me then I'm goin find your mother
Niggaz wanna eat cause they ain't ate nothin
But niggaz wanna leave when you say you out of mustard
So I'ma walk into the restaurant alone, leavin out
Leavin behind just residue and bones
In your residents with Rugers to your dome
Like where the fuck you holdin the coke
hold in your throat, choke
Steven: Did you see steven's diiimmmesss last night
Flex: No Steve! Now go to the underworld and live your tale of agony with Hades, I shall see you in another moon
Donavan McNabb: Flex, the way to allowed Steven to flee on such costly terms, it achieves an immortal greatness only seen in you
Flex: Now flee, and watch as I move like the Coupe thru traffic
Jesse HaskinsL Flex, how do you acheive such outstanding goals?
Flex: Simple my student, I come from under the tommy, bustin a tommy
Asian Frog: Flex, how are the queens of Earth on your side?
Flex: She in a rush to get close to me but I ain't eager
I must leave my children, away to the place of eternal being
Me: Look at Flex, on game point since day 1