The act of fellating ones Hemorrhoids. Made popular by Nobel Prize recipient Joseph Rudyard Kipling who was repudiated to thoroughly enjoy the practice.

An act in a vaudeville joke with sly reference to the classic writer Rudyard Kipling.

The word Kipling (or Mr Kipling) means 'exceedingly good'. It derives from British advertisements for Mr Kipling bakery products, whose cakes are 'exceedingly good'. Used in the playground it becomes a much hipper way to say something otherwise pretentious.

a dickhead that thinks he is so cool,and i will kill him if he had the balls to show his face but no he thinks a few words makes him real brave.watch out bitch im coming for you.