Is a fat hairy beast, with a big moustache and small boobs. She gets more dick that a urinal, and more ass than a toilet. She loves being banged by several guys at once, whilst in a nissan micra with the indicators going off and the windscreen wipers. She loves her hairy armpits and plaits them on special occasions especially on Christmas for her pet goldfish and has blue waffle for breakfast.
by AmazingGraceHowSweetTheSound December 13, 2010