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An Unfathomably Kinky and bitchin' person, who enjoyes 'Malt stuff', playdough tasting ice cream cones, mars planets in beer, the contents of a freezer and apples. These are just a few things kinky bitches enjoy. It is impossible to become a kinky bitch if you were not an original, and it is a well known fact that most people want to be kinky bitches. The term was created by Lewis Davies, a well known Kinky bitch.
Look at those Kinky Bitches, I want to be them.
by KBFL. September 01, 2010