Really? What's a patio?
think handcuffs, blindfolds, rope, leather, chains, spreader bars and anything that would shock the vicar and go from there, right on up to forced feminisation, scat (shit play), needles and knives. anything involving dead people necrophilia, animals bestiality and children paedophilia ISN'T kinky. not only are those acts illegal - they're also sick.
Guys are often surprised to discover that quiet girls are the kinkiest. But they're only quiet because they're imagining having lots of kinky sex.