Where, when you're in high school, it's easier to obtain weed than alcohol.
Marijuana is quite popular in Kingwood, and they still own other schools in academics. Go figure.
by lkjhgfdsa July 05, 2006
A suburb of Houston, TX. The highschool is overly competitive. Many adolescent and teenage inhabitants are mindless drones who follow their parents' beiliefs (political, religious, and otherwise) without question. Sometimes refered to as "The Livable Forest". Teenage citizens of Kingwood often do too many drugs and drink too much alcohol because there's nothing else to do with their time and superfluous amounts of money that they didn't earn.
I'm, like, totally from Kingwood. Wanna play with my titties? How 'bout I suck your dick? K!
by les ecouteurs July 06, 2005
A small suburban town near Houston, Texas with an insanely competitive school in terms of academics and athletics. Kingwood High School is amazing at all sports except football. Kingwood High School's rival is Humble High School. Although people say there is nothing to do, Houston is actually close by, so many activities take place there. There are many churches in Kingwood, as well as many church activities. On the contrary, there are alot of druggies, as of everywhere else in the US.

synonyms: the bubble, K-town, K-hood, K-wood
antonyms: Humble (the city)
Kingwood Resident: Hello, I am from Kingwood
Humble Resident: HEEEELLL NAW. Im from Humble, Bitch!
Kingwood Resident: Oh, shit.
by mandychic0406 October 29, 2005
Suburb of Houston, Tx.

see Disturbia

Quite possibly the strangest place on earth. Full of slutty teenage girls and immature fratboys-in-training, who have been raised by their soccer mom type parents to think that the world can't go on without their presence. Kingwood is also made up of kids who have convinced themselves that they're hard-ass-thugs and that Kingwood is a ghetto just because they smoke weed during off-season football and listen to "Hardcore-Rap" (Nelly and Bow Wow) on their way to Tennis Practice.

Weed, drugs, sex, and self-mutilation are all too common in Kingwood-everyone knows how prominent they are, but god forbid you talk about it.

Seldom people in Kingwood have any sense of individual style. The majority are Abercrombie Poster-Models and Scene kids who think they're being original and unique by dressing like 100,000 other people

While the people in surrounding towns see Kingwood as snobby and rich, very few people in Kingwood actually make more then $100,000 a year.

The people of Kingwood think they're rich because they sold their house in California or Arizona for more then it was worth, bought a house in Kingwood for a cheap price, bought a boat they never use, and got a job at Administaff.


There isn't much to do in Kingwood. Unless you enjoy walking your dog or hanging out at CVS, you're screwed unless you have a car and can drive to Humble.



Despite the fact that it resembles a crackhead-version of The Stepford Wives, Kingwood has it's upsides. There's actually some pretty cool people here (who also realize that Kingwood is a lie).


Life in Kingwood seems endless at times, but it can seem easier if you remind yourself that one day you'll escape and venture into the real world-leaving behind people like Bryce, Matt, Ashley, and Emily who were above-all in high school, but will end up working in a cubicle after they pay their way through college.

kingwood is not a good place-it's full of lies, hate, racism, backstabbing, boredom, and soccer moms-but it's surviveable.
Kingwood is like a ditch-it's hard to get out of, but it's possible-whether you want to or not is a different story
by repoed2 January 12, 2009
A suburb of Houston, Texas. A community which is portrayed as a conceited, self-centered group of rich, whiny snobs. The upper-class division of Kingwood often uses the police for what they beileve to be are real problems, such as toilet paper in their trees. The rich kids of Kingwood have recently discovered that they are rich, after meeting a handful of people at their high school whose parents don't drive a luxury car. Yes, there in fact ARE middle-class families in Kingwood. There is alot of drugs in Kingwood, which are much easier to get than alcohol. There's not much to do around Kingwood except for get high, so alot of children resort to doing so. The parents are overprotective and attempt to shelter their children until they can no longer legally do so. All-in-all, Kingwood is a falsely happy society, where everyone is appaled by the fact that life is not perfect.
Kingwood's local newspaper, The Observer, put a murder story on the 3rd page, while the front page was an article about the new garden center. Everything's perfect, and nothing ever happens in Kingwood. Yeah, right.
by Frumeesio November 17, 2007
A sub-city within the the city limits of Houston, Texas, Kingwood is a largely rich town filled with mainly two types of kids. The first type have parents that either work too much or just don't care enough to truly be the parents of their own children. Thus the parents try to be a friend instead of a parent and the kids do whatever they want even to the extent of drugs, sex, and alcohol. The second type of kids have parents who you might say are living through their children, pushing them to be better than perfect in everything.

Kingwood High School, Soon to break into a second high school to be called Kingwood Park High School, is filled with a large majority of kids that watch too much MTV and desire to "be ghetto" for the scandleous social popularity that is attributed to Rappers, Pimps and those involved in the Rap, R&B/soul sections of the music industry. The large majorty of the kids have no idea what "ghetto" is and would not survive 24 hours in a borough like Brooklyn, NY because of their attitude and the way they run their mouths.
Sadly a large majority of the other entries also depict the sad truth about Kingwood, Texas and its youth.
by Beccanator May 16, 2006
Kingwood is a large masterplanned community about 20 minutes north of Houston. Kingwood is also referred to as "the livable forest", "the unlivable forest", "the Smokable forest", and "the bubble".
The best reference would be "the bubble". Young people, as well as Kingwood residents seem to have no knowledge of how the world generally operates. Kingwood residents tend to be transfers from upper middle class backgrounds throughout the country. Rarely, is someone who lives in Kingwood actually from Houston, and even more rarely are they from Kingwood. In all my travels I can honestly say that I have never been to a place like Kingwood. On first inspection, all must admitt that it truly is the American dream. However, reality soon hits in for those just passing through and you come to the realization that its all a facad. Kingwood tries to preach inclusion but anything other than a WASP is looked upon with suspicious eyes. Most young people in Kingwood have a truly screwed up mentality, and view themselves as being entitled without even knowing it. First and foremost, to have any degree of success in Kingwood schools you must be white or Asian. The most undesirable secret about Kingwood is that most people are not rich! Yes, there are a large number a very wealthy people in Kingwood but they are the vocal minority. Unfortunately this transfers through the school system. Kids from "Royal Shores", "Deer Ridge Estates" are given this since of entitlement by the system itself. Its not enough to say that you live in "Kingspoint Village". I actually had a student who was 8 years old tell me that he lived in "the Cove of Kingspoint village". I asked another teacher what that was supposed to mean. The teacher told me that was "the old money of Kingspoint village". Huh? Kingspoint Village is only 20 years old. The teacher quickly informed me that "movers and shakers live in the Cove of Kingspoint village". So I quickly learned that their are actually high-end subdivisions within this allready high end subdivision. Attend primary school in college sweatshirts as if they are seniors in high school. They arent old enough to know what state "Stanford University" is in. However, they are allready committed to going there because thats where daddy went to school. I have never in my life seen an area where a State certified University is almost considered an insult to the parents of students. On the other hand, Kingwood parents do tend to be very involved with their children. Sometimes to involved. I have had students who were 8 that were in soccer on tuesday and thursday. Karate on Tuesday nights, tennis on Friday evening, golf on Monday and Wednesday afternoon. These kids are jam packed with activities, and yet some of them say their is nothing to do! Parents dont think twice about telling you they rich and expect the best for their children. In teacher conferences I have been told hundreds of times how rich the family is and that their children WILL BE SUCCESSFUL. It is not appropriate for you 8 year old to bring $100.00 bill to school for lunch. Your childs backpack cost more than my entire wardrobe. It is not appropriate for your child to have intimate knowledge of what his parents drive, what it cost to drive it, and determine his friends in class based on what their parents drive. Some people drive a honda minivan because they like it. Not because its all they can afford. It is unreasonable for your 8 year old children to know that you paid 16K in property taxes last year and its not fair that "renters" in Kingwood get the same education for free. 8 year old girls should not know that a BMW 325 is not really a BMW because its the cheapest one they sell. Kingwood really is like no other place I have been. They say that the groups in Kingwood are formed when they are young, and even within the secondary and high school the children from these areas tend to stay together and isolate the kids from what they consider "poor villages". They also say that the new addition of Kingwood Park HS is going to make it worse because the bounderies appeared to have been drawn in a dark room at the country club. Meant only to further isolate the wealthy and extremely wealthy students from the meager middle class. Property values in Kingwood continue to climb in areas that were chosen to stay in Kingwood High school despite the economy. Most of the movement is actually from Kingwood residents themselves who have moved and paid premium for homes so that their child can stay in the right school. In all my years of teaching I have never met so many 8 years olds suspicious of the motives of new kids. It should not matter to anyone weather their kids friends live in a production home (the kiss of social death in Kingwood) or a custom built home. Teach your kids to say "thank you" when someone opens the door for them. I am not paid by the school district to open doors for your children. Your children should be opening the door for me, as I am older than them. I in turn, well tell them "thank you" and comment on how kind they are. You have created a beautiful home for your children and deliberately placed them in an area that provides them with countless opportunities that 90% of the children in North America will never have. Stress that your children respect that, and appreciate that. Tell them every day how blessed they are to have it all, because even the kids in the middle class range in Kingwood have so much more than most. Take your children for a drive north to Splendora, Cleveland, Shepherd and show them that this is how most of America lives. They are so blessed and dont even realize it.
Just teach your children to appreciate what they have in Kingwood
by educationrocks March 14, 2009

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