Playing Kings is the best way to get really drunk.
A large bowl - The King Cup - is placed in the centre of the table. All 52 cards in a circle around it. Get your friends round the table. Take turns picking one card at a time. Each card means something.
A - Waterfall. Person who pulled the card drinks. Everyone else must kept drinking until the person before them stops. Basically, if you're last, you're fucked.
2 - You. Pick someone to drink.
3 - Me. Drink
4 - Whore's. Ladies drink.
5 - Nose. Everyone puts their finger on their nose, last one to do so, drinks.
6 - Dicks. Got a penis? Drink.
7 - Deal 7. The person who pulled the card can: a) pick x7 people to take a drink. B) Make one person drink x7.
8 - Mate. Drink with a Mate.
9 - Rhyme. The person with the card says a word. It goes round the table until someone messes up or repeats. Decide beforehand if the words 'Silver' and 'Orange' are accepted.
10 - Drink Again. Take a drink. Then one more.
Jack - Make a rule. If the rule is broken, the person must drink. Example - Nobody drinks with their right hand.
Queen - Question. The person who pulled the card picks someone. Asks them a question. The person asked must answer with another question, and so on, until someone makes a statement.
King - When a King is pulled, everyone pours a little of their drink into 'The King Cup'. The last King drinks the whole thing. Especially disgusting depending on what everyone has been drinking.
Person 1: I got sloshed playing Kings last night.
Person 2: You pulled the last King?
Person 1: Yeah... it was Strongbow, Bud, Vodka, Peach Shnapps, Malibu, dark Rum, and Red Wine.
Person 2: And you're still alive?
A drinking game using all 52 cards in a deck, drawn one at a time. Rules vary from place to place, with each card meaning a different activity must be done, but the game has one common feature all over the world: the kings cup. This cup is placed in the middle of the table, with the cards around it. Whenever a king is drawn, the person who draws it must pour some of his/her drink in the kings cup. The unlucky bastard who draws the fourth and final king in the deck must chug whatever is in this cup. Can often be some nasty, ungodly concoction if people are playing with different drinks.
I almost shit myself when I saw the dreaded fourth king and realized I'd have to drink that disgusting mix of Irish Stout, Smirnoff Ice, and white russian.
Kings is known as the best drinking game ever, perhaps 2nd only to Beirut. It is a game played with all 52 cards in a deck lying facedown around a central "Kings cup". Whenever a King is drawn, the person who draws it must pour a portion of their drink into the cup. The unlucky bastard that draws the 4th King in the deck must drink the cup, hence the name of the game. Cards are drawn one at a time and each card picked has a corresponding activity.more...
It is very popular at colleges and universities around the world, particularly at the University of Rhode Island. At URI, we all play a little differently, which is part of the fun, but since we are all at URI a lot of these rules are university-wide.
On August 7, 2006 the global group "OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY OF RHODE ISLAND KINGS RULES!" was created on www.facebook.com finally declaring to the rest of the world the fine version of Kings that URI students have enjoyed for so long.
Here is the rough draft of the official University of Rhode Island Kings rules. You don't have to play by the "official" rules obviously, just use them and the other possibilities to create your own game:
OFFICIAL URI KINGS RULES
A - Pick one of these for the entire game: Social (Everyone drinks. This is better if you don't have a ton of alcohol.) OR Waterfall (Great when you have plenty of alcohol. Stand up and when you start drinking, everybody starts drinking. When you are done the person to your left can stop drinking whenever they want, a...
Drinking game using all 52 cards in a deck which are spread out in a circular formation around a beer bottle on a table. Then some picks the card and places it on top of the bottle. If someone knocks the cards down they must finish his or her beer. Here are the rules for each card
A- Waterfall- everyone drinks and cant stop drinking until the starter stops and the person to his or her direct left cant stop etc.
2- is for you- pick someone to drink
3- is for me- I drink
4- is for whores- girls drink
5- put thumb on table, last to do so drinks
6- is for dicks- guys drink
7- heaven- point to the sky last to do so drinks
8- pick a mate- pick someone to drink with you
9- bust a rhyme- rhyme around the circle until someone messes up then they drink
10- (In my circle of friends this rule is very disputed)- supposed to be never have i ever but that takes to long so we do make a rule ex. no cussing, smoking, names etc. or make a sentence so one person says a word and it goes around the circle forming a sentence, whoever messes it up drinks
J- Jesus- can make anyone drink at any time (keep this card until someone else draws it)
Q- Question- if you draw this card and ask someone a question and they answer it they must drink(Keep until someone else draws it)
K- Category- pick a category and say it like condom- durex, lifestyles, trojan etc. whoever cant think of one must drink
-Hey Tony lets set up kings and get fucked up
-Hey make a rule saying only us two can smoke and no one else can haha
Drinking game that centers itself around someone pulling the 4th king. 2 or more people. The larger the group the better, each person sits around and takes 1 card at a time. Each card, someone has to drink something, cards will be listed in the example. If you pull a king, you must poor a portion of the drink you are drinking into the "Center Cup", the person who pulls the 4th king has to drink it all.
A-waterfall(person starts drinking, and the person to the left has to continue to drink until that person is done, and it goes full circle, basically the last person is screwed)
kings-pour shot in big cup
Q- all girls drink
J- all boys drink
10-Thumb Master(everytime this person puts his thumb on the table, everyone else has to, last person to do this, takes a drink)
9-Rhyme (make up a sentence and the next person has to have the last word rhyme, person who messes up has to drink)
8-categories (cars, movies, sports teams, make-up etc)
7-Rules (you get to make a drinking rule, my favorite consists of "pointing" or "cussing" because people do that all the time, its really funny when you point at someone and cuss at them, and then cuss because you have to drink for that, then drink some more)
6-2 people to your left drink
5-2 people to your right drink
4-pass out 2 drinks
3-pass out 2 drinks
2-social (everyone drink)
Kings is a drinking game. Best Played with 5 people or more. You'll need a deck of cards. Mix the cards and spread them around in a circle. Place a big cup in the middle. Everyone picks out what they wanna drink.
2 is for you - pick someone else to drink
3 is for me - you drink
4 is on the floor - last person to touch the floor drinks
5 is for chicks - girls drink
6 is for dicks - guys drink
7 is for heaven - last person to raise their hand drinks
8 is pick a mate - you pick someone to drink whenever you drink, will cause a chain reaction lol probably the funniest rule!
9 is for a rhyme - say a word and the one to say something that doesnt rhyme drinks
10 is for Categories - ex: colors (purple, blue, pink, etc..)
Jack is make a rule - rules can be anything from speaking a different language to kissing the person next to you before each time you drink to saying something stupid everytime a person talks etc. Rules can be canceled by other Jacks. If the rule is broken the person has to drink obviously
Queen is for question - keeping asking questions to a different person (not the one that asked you), if a person just makes a statement or asks the person that asked them they drink
King is for the cup - first three kings pour their drink into the middle cup, last king drinks it all!
A is for waterfall - everyone starts drinking at the same time as the person who got the card and can only stop when the person before them stops
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Sentence: I got some Kings and a Grape Dutch. Meet me at Teco in 10.