Top Definition
To inadvertently, through some form of miscommunication, ejaculate into ones own face.
I was with that new girl and her best friend last night, and I was too embarrassed to say anything so I kinged the sky.

My eyes have been dry ever since your mom made me king the sky.

cum accident your mom
by Karmanaut December 24, 2012

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