King prawn

"That guy's such a king prawn - nice body, shame about the head."
"Body off Baywatch, face off Crimewatch: he's a king prawn"

by shivshiv December 28, 2012

King prawned

The newest and by far coolest form of owning someone.

Cheap porno term. Instead of buying lubricant to fuck ass, you spit there

James King Prawned Kate as they were both horny and wanted anal sex and was'nt prepared to go buy lube

by James March 11, 2003

A 4.5 to 5.5 inch penis. In the famous words of Pepé “ I am not a shrimp! I am a king prawn, okay!”

Girl: He told me his 🍆 was small. It really is a shrimp!

Guy: It is not a shrimp, it is a king prawn, okay!

by Prince Anpu June 14, 2022

a cross-dressing muppets character who will light up anyone's life

by yeetuscleatus February 13, 2018