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A division of Kroger that thoroughly enjoys overworking their employees. They also are known to disregard statements such as "I can't work on Tuesdays and Thursdays, because I have classes (classes can be replaced with "Practice", "Homework", or "An event to go to I told you about 2 months in advance")."

Also known to let the upper management walk around and talk on cell phones, stand around, and take hour long smoke breaks...8 times a day.
Me: I used to work for King Soopers.
Person: They sure do love anal shafting huh?
Me: Yes.
by Teabaggist January 24, 2007

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