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This is a term used to describe somthing that is overblown,with either hype or extras.One may often have a very small penis if one needs something king ranched.A truck by ford is king ranched (F250 KING RANCH).The owners of said truck are most often "tools"with little manhoods.
You know that tool you work with,he just bought a F250 king ranch.
by car tv February 26, 2010

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