Top Definition
A Dorito with an extraordinary amount of flavored powdery stuff on it.
I sometimes throw 95% of a bag of Doritos in search of the King Doritos. They're the only ones I like; they should make them all with that much of the good shit on 'em.

That fiery habanero King Dorito gave me the worst ring sting.
by Wemedge August 13, 2010

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