Top Definition
a bad hand job performance which feels to the receiver as if the performer is trying to pull a sword out of a stone.
T: How did last night go?

R: Everything was fine until I realized I was in King Arthur's court. It felt like she was trying to rip my dick off.

T: Ha ha ha that sucks
by sk8a August 04, 2008

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