Kindle

contrary to popular belief its not just something that old ladies read dirty novels on but instead a super bad ass girl whos practically a comedian

1: Did you hear that hilarious joke Kindle said
2: yeah, I almost peed my pants that shit was so funny

by MichealCeraFan February 26, 2018

Kindle

the act of creating or more common, the attempt to create a relationship beyond friendship with the attractive, funny, and hard to walk away from girl/guy that everyone loves being around. Said person typically has multiple Kindlers, and doesn't realize it.

You still in the kindle with the girl from the gym?

by jdhughes March 11, 2011

Kindle

An electronic device in which you can get mad chicks with by downloading their favorites books such as; Nicholas Sparks, Twilight, Gossip Girl, and other romantic books.

Girl: OMG is that a Kindle?

Boy: Yes, want to read together sometime at my house next to the fire?

by ryguyfly May 5, 2011

Kindle

To remotely delete files without the user's knowledge or permission.

"I had a great little game on my iPhone, but Apple Kindled it!"

by taltamir July 24, 2009

Kindling

The act of becoming extremely involved in reading an Amazon Kindle.

Ex. 1: Hey, I've got to leave early.. I'm Kindling in bed tonight.

by crzyblnd1 June 3, 2011

Kindling

When 2 - 35 people get together for sex, but no one physically touches each other. The arousal begins with Yax in a bedazzled thong, and he dances seductively in front of the audience. The sheer sexuality from this display is enough to induce orgasms, in some cases multiple. Bats has squirted from kindling and he's a guy. This shit is real.

Yax, it's been a while. It's time for a good kindling.

by MisterPicklesss July 3, 2019

kindle

what old ladies use to read 50 shades of grey on the bus

old lady: the other day I got away with reading 50 shades of grey on the bus and no one had a clue
friend: how?

old lady: a kindle

friend: ohhh

by thattallbitch January 29, 2015