Top Definition
1) To make a situation evolve from a few minor inconviniences to a full scale catastrophy. using psychological reasoning, lying, or even reverse psychology in order to confuse, enrage, or bewilder the person or people involved into causing a situation far worse off than it should be.

2) Using trivial arguments and sources in order to ignite a shouting argument between two sprouses in order to watch them tear their own relationship apart. often for entertainment purposes, or for drama, more often than not, for sadistic personal reasons.
How to Kindle the Carnage

"hmmm....we're out of Booze"

"Yeah....you should cut back"

"Why...?"

"Well me and the guys think your a bit of an alcoholic, and so does your girl, In fact, she hates it when you drink, she even shagged some another bloke whilst you were out cold"

"WHAT?!"

Carnage duly Kindled....
by Queztilj the Everliving June 07, 2010

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