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Kinder eggs are the most fabulous hollow chocolate eggs, painted white inside which taste divine. The eggs contain toys which may be difficult to construct if the openers have low IQ's. They are soon to be delivered by a Hampstead based chocolate delivery company to aid distressed women at unsociable hours.
Kinder Eggs are sometimes rather tricky to open too!
by laurita May 18, 2006
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Chocolate egg made by Fererro that could be compared to a Happy Meal except for the fact that it's small, made out of chocolate and doesn't taste like shit. The toys inside are mildly entertaining if you are under 9 years old, but the plastic container can be filled with water/sand/similar substance, and thrown at people - hopefully exploding at impact.
Guy 1: Hey, remember those Kinder Surprise eggs from back in the day?

Guy 2: No

Guy 1: Oh
by quas July 29, 2005
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Someone dark-haired on the outside, but completely blonde on the inside. An inner ditz, even if he/she doesn't seem like it.
Friend: "Did you hear about the answer she gave in history today? She's such a blonde!"
You: "No way... she doesn't seem like a blonde."
Friend: "That's a kinder egg for you."

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Teacher: "Can you tell me where New York is?"
Kinder Egg: "Um... on a map?"
by La_Nina February 17, 2010
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A person who is Black by acts like they are white. It is also a German candy that is chocalate on the outside and a white candy on the inside that is shapesd like a egg.
by Tiffany T. July 08, 2003
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A word for a person who is Dark-haired on the outside but blonde on the inside (relating to jokes about blondes not being smart). The word comes from a German chocolate shaped like an egg that has brown chocolate on the outside and has white chocolate on the inside and comes with a small toy.(Kinder means child in german)
IB-student 1: omg that hot brunette was way more stupid than I first thought!
IB-student 2: I agree, she was a total kinderegg.
by Antonia (Ansga) Ansgariusson January 29, 2008
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...The same as the above but with a crappy build it yourself toy inside an awkward to open pale blue pod of doom!
Imagine an egg made of dark and white chocolate, with a little bit of pure hell inside it that you give to your kid to try and bite open, who you end up taking to hospital beacause the blue pod snapped back closed on their lip and removed a chunk of it!!!

DONT BUY ONE!!!
by Triple J April 26, 2005
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