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A snotty ass bitch who has no life. She wastes her money and is nearly bankrupt because of her shit like her wedding and the stupid ass kid North West. Who the fuck names a child like that. People follow her because they has no life so why not follow someone that has none. Such as her other bitch ass sisters and her mother who are all gold diggers are just plain retarted and have an IQ of -103
Celebrity news reporter: Kim Kardashian has sued her stylist for messing up her legs
Person at home: She ain't got no fucking legs and all that she has is her punk ass sombitch of a baby
by BAMBOOM September 22, 2013
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A shitty ass motherfucker who is married to a douche and shouldn't even be famous and likes to show herself half naked with her boobs hanging out of her shirt.
"Omg did you see Keeping Up With The Kardashians?"

"That show With Kim Kardashian? Believe it's called Keeping Up With the ShitHeads"

"Yes! I watch Keeping Up With The Shit Heads all the time!"
by Morq March 11, 2015
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Kanye: My wife Kim Kardashian ain't no Hobbit.
by Field Master Abuo 'Kunai August 15, 2014
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Reggie Bush's Hoe until he realizes that he can do better.
Did you hear that Reggie Bush uses the penis pump? Yeah...Kim Kardashian show him the Ray-J video.
by C-dogg1972 May 13, 2008
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Married to Kanye West.
Known for her big, juicy, FAKE butt.
Big bum but can take hella good selfies.
Oh my god look at her butt!

That's like kim Kardashian.
by 1inABillion April 04, 2015
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A Kim Kardashian is the result of two monkey's butt sex. A Kim may be formed between to lesbian or gay apes. The animals are rare, as only one is in existence. They often end up famous for reasons we don't know. They are generally hated.
Steve: Dude check it a Kim Kardashian!
Bob: Quick!! Get your shotgun!
by JG boss January 22, 2012
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1- at first glance an attractive woman with large breast and a nice ass

2-at second glance a whore who is famous for taping herself sucking some black dudes dick and "accidentally" releasing it
Example 1: a Kim Kardashian
Richie- man Nicole is so hot she has big breast and a nice fatass man i just want to stick my penis in her mouth/ass

Rob: Yeah...

Example 2:Pulling a Kim Kardashian

Nicole- Man i wanna be famous hey jayquan let me videotape us having sex and me sucking your dick and then "accidentally" releasing it

Jayquan: Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!
by Alfredosauce97 June 24, 2011
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