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A chick who's famous for having a big ass and a sex tape.
Kim Kardashian is a total ho.
by Hubert Cumberdale Jr. May 30, 2008
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Uselessness personified. A talentless, pointless cumdumpster with nothing constructive to contribute to humanity, and who is only famous for sucking Ray J's dick, being married to Kanye West, and having a tv show that showcases her and the rest of her equally talentless and useless family.
If you actually look up to Kim Kardashian, you're a fucking idiot, and you seriously need to evaluate your life's priorities.
by Dr. Snark, PhD September 30, 2014
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1. Paris Hilton's socialite friend; a woman who can only see "sex" and "potential best lovers with large penises" in Black men and nothing else when there's much more to them and it is obvious she uses her rotund ass to get Black men's attention.

Ms. Kardashian is a beautiful young woman but unfortunately her lack of intelligence, her crude promiscuity and her cheap, nasty image takes away from that. She is a cum bucket and nothing more or less. Women like her deserves no good respect but rather a severe sexually transmitted disease to teach them a lesson.

2. An expensive prostitute that does not stand on the street corners but leans against beemers.
by twistedbabydoll August 12, 2007
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A woman who has no talent whatsoever and only uses her looks and physical appearance to attract everyone. She's also a fucking whore because she uploaded a sex tape with her boyfriend.
That slut Kim Kardashian just ditched me!
by MetalChick666 June 11, 2010
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A mariage or relationship that lasts less than 72 days and involves making a sex tape to get famous. Aswell as not having to buy anything for the wedding then going to Australia with a small stick and a gorilla.
by MARKUX November 16, 2011
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A snotty ass bitch who has no life. She wastes her money and is nearly bankrupt because of her shit like her wedding and the stupid ass kid North West. Who the fuck names a child like that. People follow her because they has no life so why not follow someone that has none. Such as her other bitch ass sisters and her mother who are all gold diggers are just plain retarted and have an IQ of -103
Celebrity news reporter: Kim Kardashian has sued her stylist for messing up her legs
Person at home: She ain't got no fucking legs and all that she has is her punk ass sombitch of a baby
by BAMBOOM September 22, 2013
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Reggie Bush's Hoe until he realizes that he can do better.
Did you hear that Reggie Bush uses the penis pump? Yeah...Kim Kardashian show him the Ray-J video.
by C-dogg1972 May 13, 2008
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