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n. 1. Keep It Movin'... 2. Kimberly Chanel Daviss-Calderone....
Simply put, when the bullshit starts up, K.I.M.----Keep It Movin'
by misstigalilli September 05, 2010
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Kim is an individual with unusually large breasts that hang lower than her shirt. Anybody who has ever encountered the "Kim" has wished for better dreams. Her daily activities consist of watching mexican TV shows, Having large amounts of sexual activities with her 47 year old boyfriend and getting drunk. It isnt hard to notice the "Kim" since her odur of cigarettes and grasscakes circle her whole body. Nicknames: Kim Boob, K1M and MexiKim.
Why is that womans boobs hang so low?
Because thats a Kim!
by wickercageman October 28, 2013
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Usually a well rounded female. She usually obtains the unique ability to shove children down her throat whole. She will usually have a very wild side to her. She often will scream things such as "I'm unleashing the beast" or "Hershey blows!" All while suffocating innocent people during parent teacher night.
:CAUTION: Restricted area due to Kimberly sightings
by Zachsimone12 February 21, 2015
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Kim is usually an attention whore, she'll go out of her way to complain of fake illnesses. She'll even make up her own diseases to become the center of attention, then she'll pretend like she doesn't want the attention. She thinks her life is horrible, although she's spoiled and her parents give her everything she wants when she wants it. She'll lead ugly guys on to make it seem like guys actually want her, when really they just want a one night stand. With the lights off obviously because Kim tends to be ugly. She'll probably glow in the dark anyway!

This girl enjoys: Starting fights, then backing out by saying "Lets grow up guys this is stupid" So her pathetic ass doesn't land in the hospital. She also enjoys selling drugs, then complaining about people who sell drugs.

Warning:

-Don't trust a Kim. There not there for there friends and tend to drop there friends to find newer and 'better ones. To try and become more popular of course, but they always fail miserably. Oh well. I guess that's the karma kicking in.
-Don't look directly at Kim, the light will reflect off her pale skin and it could cause blindness. That or her face will do the job.
-Don't believe anything she says. She likes to pretend she's had sex with half the school, yet half the school barely knows her name.
Your typical Kim conversation will go something like this:

Phone rings
You: "Hey what's up?"
Kim: "Nothing I just got attacked by a bear, it's cool though I'm fine"
You: "Are you serious?!"
Kim: "Yeah, I'm just upset, you see after I got attacked by the bear my dad beat the crap out of me, my mom gave him the divorce papers, and my sister hooked up with the hott guy i'm dating"
You: "But your parents have said they're getting a divorce seven times this month?! And your dads at work and aren't you single?"
- Click -

or

You: Hey wanna hang out?
Kim: Sorry I have to, lies lies lies lies lies lies lies, and then i gotta, lies lies lies lies lies lies lies.
You: Kay see ya later.
by bonnnieeeandclyddeeee September 01, 2010
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Kim

Pronounciation: Kih-m

1. A Kim is a korean, usually large in amounts. Son of the Kim Jong Yule. They enjoy sharing cigars with Swedish people / Foerbergs and they enjoy shooting people with finger guns.

They tend to hang around cops, but they like criminals more.

2. A type of fat rice

3. A damp joint, usually more thick and long lasting. These are found more in the asian regions, such as Japan or Korea. Sadly, they burn up really quickly
Ugh, Kim stole all my cigars and he then shot me with his finger gun
/or/
Kim: Your illegal,
You: Nooooo
Kim: *Bangabangabanga*
You: XP

Mmmh, this Kim is delicous

Hey dude, could you pass me a Kim that I could kiff from?
by ItalianDude October 02, 2014
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(n): 1. Song by Eminem (Marshall Mathers)
2. A word to use in place of bitch, derived from the song "Kim" by Eminem. This is a good word to use because most people will not realize they're being insulted.

*This is not meant to degrade those named Kim, it is simply a slang word from a song.
1. Friend: Hey listen to this song, it's called "Kim".

Me: Well that's violent.
2. Random Chick: Oh my god, you are so stupid.

Friend: And you're a kim. Have a nice life.

Random Chick: Wait, what?
by Miss Teree November 08, 2012
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A person that is an uncontrollable desire to get high and drunk. Someone that will do anything for drugs or alcohol including selling their body for sex.
That kim at the party was doing a train so she could score more drugs.
by Jim1122 October 30, 2013
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