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5.
Listening to emo music...
also masterbation
Everytime you listen to emo god kills a kitten
Everytime you masterbate god kills a kitten
by Evoon July 16, 2005
 
1.
The act of masturbating
Damn I'm soo horny, I better go kill some kittens
by Matt R March 28, 2005
 
2.
Every time you Masturbating - god kills a kitten
Jean? yeah! Jean the kitten killing machine!
by Mike March 03, 2005
 
3.
masturbating, usually guys jerking off to pornographic images. a common phrase on fark.com.
Please forgive me in advance for the one or two kittens that I may be directly responsible for killing after looking at this boobies link.
by tonmeister February 14, 2005
 
4.
Very powerful young felines, under your control.
If you masturbate, a kitten kills God. The kitten is one of the killing kittens.
by Fearman November 06, 2007
 
6.
Slang for "The slaying of innocent people."
?George Bush is killing kittens in Iraq while ignoring North Korea."
by Brainiac January 07, 2005