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The act of masturbating
Damn I'm soo horny, I better go kill some kittens
by Matt R March 28, 2005

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Every time you Masturbating - god kills a kitten
Jean? yeah! Jean the kitten killing machine!
by Mike March 03, 2005

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masturbating, usually guys jerking off to pornographic images. a common phrase on fark.com.
Please forgive me in advance for the one or two kittens that I may be directly responsible for killing after looking at this boobies link.
by tonmeister February 14, 2005

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Very powerful young felines, under your control.
If you masturbate, a kitten kills God. The kitten is one of the killing kittens.
by Fearman November 06, 2007

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Listening to emo music...
also masterbation
Everytime you listen to emo god kills a kitten
Everytime you masterbate god kills a kitten
by Evoon July 16, 2005

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Slang for "The slaying of innocent people."
?George Bush is killing kittens in Iraq while ignoring North Korea."
by Brainiac January 07, 2005

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