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5.
To kife means to steal or jack someone else's stuff.
My ex kifed all my cd's when she moved out.
by Misaacs May 23, 2007
 
1.
Pussy. Literally
Hamza gets ton of kife. vagina
by Uziman4kife February 06, 2013
 
2.
Steal, rob, take, swipe. See Kifed, Kifing.
I was going to kife her sunglasses, but took her wallet instead.
by noyoucrazydutch March 30, 2004
 
3.
Complete and utter crap
that modular scarfoses is kife
by tnesia April 17, 2004
 
4.
Something that is gross or shitty
that chick is really kife, i can't believe you licked her asshole

that nickelback concert was kife, why did we even go

that bong hit was totally kife, im gonna puke

by andy sanchez32 February 19, 2009
 
6.
the word to use for anything negative. putting words like gay, dumb, fucking stupid all into one word.
bob- "did you go see that movie last night?"

fred- " yeah, don't go watch it... it's Kife!"
by harviedo November 18, 2007
 
7.
A sharp vagina - usually crusted-over and filled with scabs.
1: "I heard Christine has a kife dude."
2: "Damn, now that I know she has a crust-filled, flaky snatch I don't want any part of that."
by Kife Bacon January 30, 2012