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Large preportions of ham, very oftenly being shot out of the kiersten vagina at very high rates of speed, also can be reffered to clit ham, or just ham. but has mainly derived from kiersten. The kiersten tends to stalk its pray untill least expected where it will blast its target with clit ham, impailing or worse to its target.
I got Shot bye a large slab of Kiersten Ham today!
by Dontxworryxaboutxit August 24, 2010

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