The socially retarded, yet educationally brilliant man in a social group. someone by the name of Kieran has weird looks, sounds borderline down syndrome, and cheers everyone up due to his disadvantages. Someone named Kieran usually doesn't have many friends, and hooks up with very unlikely and usually below average looking girls.
Hey man, don't pull a Kieran
by man12346 December 06, 2010
a "man" who wishes that he was like a Paul. Tries to in every respect, but fails. A total douche, except when he manages to be slightly like a Paul, then he seems like a normal person.... kinda. Also quite insecure, but covers this up with the pretence of a massive ego.
Guy one: That guy is a douche!
Guy two: Give him a break, his name is Kieran.
by Uknowitstrue ;) February 24, 2010
Square headed turnip face man. Has a best friend called Ryan and they like touch each others fuzzy little man peaches. Likes to tell people "to get a grip". On weekends he pulls up weeds in his garden which he designed himself with Liam. Listens to music.. for example Amy Winehouse and Nelly Furtado!! Fancies cave trolls. Came out of his closet because he fancied Ryan. They now live happily ever after in the furry man peached cave. Lots of Love from Jade and Kirstin. GRAPH COM!!! ;D btw ryan dumped you. <3
NAW. KIERAN IS A POOF
The scientific name for a cave troll that sits on the computer all day.
Dude that guy has not left his house for days!
Yeah I know hes a kieran
by Derrick Dogstroodel March 31, 2009
an extreme case of herpes
Guy: Uh, babe, I think i might have kieran.
Girl: Fuck!
by Joe Hallforbestelly January 20, 2008

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