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When an overweight female wears unflatteringly tight bottom-wear, such as elastic capri pants, and spandex. Thus confining her fat labia onto either sides of her pant seam, and creating the illusion that she is smuggling two greasy kielbasa over the German border in her drawers.
Man that bitch is fat...

OMFG, she has kielbasa lips!

Oh dude, you're so right,

Yea, I seen them when she did that cartwheel!!!
by .Tiff.A.Knee. July 06, 2006

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