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A kiddieslapper can relate to either the blow or smack given to a small child by another person (usually an adult) or the sound that this "slap" produces.
"My father was the designated kiddieslapper in our family" or "Are the neighbours complaining about the kiddieslapping again?"
by Hvgellecum November 01, 2005