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(aka ks) A penis that is so big that it makes his legs looks small and skinny Example I:
There weren’t any open seats at the bar, so I had to posted up on my kickstand until I got one. Example II: SCENE: Crowded Public Bus (A petty lady steps onto the bus and a gentleman sees her approaching.) Gentleman: Would you like a seat? I can rest on my kickstand |
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When you're leaning so much on Purple Drank you need a kickstand. The cough syrup gets you so high that it's hard to stand up. u need that kickstand homie?
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When you are banging a 1-legged chick from behind...and after you bust....u kick out that one leg out...and she falls...then you jump around yelling "kickstand kickstand". I was at a War Amp meeting and hooked up with this hot 1-legged counselor....i bent her over and gave her a kickstand.
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When your penis is so long, you can lean forward on it and balance yourself like a kickstand. That boy isn't kickstanding! He can pogostick on that fucking thing!
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An unattractive individual (guy or girl) who always is accompanied by better looking individuals. Meaning they are the "kickstand" that holds up the prize. That ugly bitch came through with dummy fine females, bitch is a straight kickstand
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When you get a massive rager and roll over on it but it props you up like a kickstand on a bike. My morning wood this morning acted as a kickstand holding me up
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It's the severity of the sucking up that denotes whether the person kisses ass, sucks dick or kickstands. Sucking dick so hard one actually kickstands or the kickstand of the individual getting their dick sucked. Jane: "Sue is like the boss' kickstand"
Bob: "And the boss kickstands his boss, so on and so fourth" Debbie: "It's like a kickstand fiesta. Fuck my life" Joe: "I wish I could kickstand my way to the top but my ass is still sore" |
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A kickass all-girl band that plays loud rock and metal, causing all men within hearing and seeing distance to get righteous kickstands.
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