Top Definition
1 - A large cumbersome object up someone's rectum.
2 - Can also be used metaphorically to refer to any event, individual or situation that causes comparable harm to a person as getting a khazooq.
1 - If you don't stop whining I will give you a big khazooq.
2 - That exam was so tough, it gave me a khazooq.
by The khazooq maker April 29, 2010

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